Hey, How about this, WALMART? Every day during the holiday season, each store will reward the most courteous shopper with a cart full of free stuff. You sign up before Thanksgiving, everyone gets a Walmart Card that keeps track of your purchases. Security keeps an eye on everyone and the most polite shopper who is kind and patient and NOT TRAMPLING SOMEONE TO DEATH AND THEN CONTINUING TO SHOP gets all their holiday purchases that day for free!
"Merry Christmas, Bobby," "Mother! Father! It's the best Christmas EVAH! My Nintendo DS does not have blood on it this year!""Well, son, that's what Christmas is all about!"
Wow, do I actually think that the only way we can get anyone to be nice to each other and not kill anyone is to bribe them with a flat screen television?...whoa... I'm going back to bed.